The Kitchen Witch is a little figure found in folk traditions across Northern and Central Europe, particularly associated with Germany and Scandinavia.

The Küchenhexe is traditionally a small witch figure or doll that hangs in the kitchen. She is not a frightening witch, but a familiar household figure - a little bit mischievous, a little bit magical, and often thought of as a good-luck charm for the kitchen.

I grew up with this idea of the Küchenhexe: the little witch watching over the place where food is prepared, where something is always cooking, and where everyday life happens.

For me, she became more than a decoration.

I began imagining what her kitchen might look like when nobody is watching.

There are vegetables waiting to be chopped, fruit gathered from the garden, herbs hanging to dry, pots on the stove and something wonderful baking in the oven. A cat might have found the warmest spot. A mouse may be looking for crumbs. A crow might have brought something it shouldn't have.

Nothing has to be extraordinary.

That is where the magic lives.

The Küchenhexe series is my imagined world of this kitchen - the food, the animals, the herbs, the cooking and all the little moments that happen between them.

Die Küchenhexe - The Kitchen Witch

Oil painting of a yellow lemon on a blue background resting inside a wooden plein air easel box with artist palette.
Oil painting of a yellow lemon on a blue background resting inside a wooden plein air easel box with artist palette.

Each piece in the series is a one-of-a-kind original oil painting, framed in a floating frame that I build myself.

Oil painting of a vibrant orange and slice on an easel with a messy paint palette and brushes.
Oil painting of a vibrant orange and slice on an easel with a messy paint palette and brushes.
An oil painting of a whole green avocado and two slices on a dark blue background atop a wooden easel.
An oil painting of a whole green avocado and two slices on a dark blue background atop a wooden easel.

Orange $125

Lemon $125

The orange was the last one left.

Round, bright, and completely unremarkable.

Until the peel was opened.

Then the whole kitchen changed.

For a little while, winter didn't seem quite so long.

The lemon had been sitting on the windowsill for three days.

Nobody had used it.

Nobody moved it.

Still, every morning, the kitchen smelled faintly of its sharp, clean brightness.

Perhaps it was doing exactly what it was meant to do.

Impressionist oil painting of three vibrant purple eggplants with green stems against a dark moody background.
Impressionist oil painting of three vibrant purple eggplants with green stems against a dark moody background.

Fig Sold

By late afternoon, the kitchen was full of the scents of herbs and warm candlelight.

Bundles of sage and other herbs hung from their thread to dry, while garlic and fresh sage waited in the old herb bowl. A bunch of grapes rested nearby, still heavy with the sweetness of summer.

And then there was the little bottle.

Bright purple and carefully set aside.

Perhaps it was something for a recipe. Perhaps something for the pantry. Or perhaps it was one of those things that should never be written down.

In this kitchen, not every recipe begins with measurements.

Some begin with a little intuition, a handful of herbs, and knowing when to add just one more thing.

And a lot of love.

Nobody remembered buying the figs.

They appeared one morning in a little basket, soft and heavy, their skins split just enough to show the sweetness inside.

There were seven.

By evening, there were six.

Nobody confessed.

Red Hot Pepper $125

Artist painting a still life of three dark purple eggplants on canvas using an oil paintbrush and wooden easel.
Artist painting a still life of three dark purple eggplants on canvas using an oil paintbrush and wooden easel.
Oil painting of purple figs on an easel with an artist's hand using a paintbrush to add detail.
Oil painting of purple figs on an easel with an artist's hand using a paintbrush to add detail.

The avocado was ready.

Perfectly soft beneath its rough skin.

Inside, there was a seed almost too large for the fruit that carried it.

It was saved instead of thrown away.

Somewhere, sometime, a tree may begin with something that looked like a stone.

Avocado $125

Aubergine - Eggplant Sold

It was almost black.

Not the soft black of shadow, but the deep purple that seems to hold onto the light.

It had an odd presence about it.

Nothing frightening.

Nothing you could explain.

Some vegetables simply have more secrets than others.

Oil painting of ripe purple figs on a warm orange background, featuring both whole fruit and sliced halves.
Oil painting of ripe purple figs on a warm orange background, featuring both whole fruit and sliced halves.
Still life oil painting of a ripe orange with green leaves and a sliced wedge on a dark, textured background.
Still life oil painting of a ripe orange with green leaves and a sliced wedge on a dark, textured background.
A textured oil painting of a single bright yellow lemon with a green leaf against a dark blue background.
A textured oil painting of a single bright yellow lemon with a green leaf against a dark blue background.
Oil painting of three ripe purple plums with stems on a dark, textured background with green leaves.
Oil painting of three ripe purple plums with stems on a dark, textured background with green leaves.
A hand holding a paintbrush applies highlights to a still life oil painting of three purple plums on an easel.
A hand holding a paintbrush applies highlights to a still life oil painting of three purple plums on an easel.

Plums $125

The plums were supposed to become a pie.

That was before someone tasted the first one.

Then another.

Then another.

By the time the oven was hot, there were only three left.

The pie was cancelled.

The plums were not.

Oil painting of a textured whole avocado and two sliced halves with a pit, set against a dark blue background.
Oil painting of a textured whole avocado and two sliced halves with a pit, set against a dark blue background.
Oil painting of a mortar and pestle with sage, garlic, dried herbs, a glowing candle, and purple grapes.
Oil painting of a mortar and pestle with sage, garlic, dried herbs, a glowing candle, and purple grapes.
Oil painting of a mortar and pestle with sage, garlic, grapes, and a lit candle in a rustic herbalist setting.
Oil painting of a mortar and pestle with sage, garlic, grapes, and a lit candle in a rustic herbalist setting.

It was small enough to overlook.

Bright enough not to.

One little red pepper, sitting quietly among the ordinary things in the kitchen.

Nobody knew who had left it there.

Nobody moved it.

The Purple Bottle Sold

8" x 8" oil on wooden canvas, framed

8" x 8" oil on wooden canvas, framed

8" x 8" oil on wooden canvas, framed

8" x 8" oil on wooden canvas, framed

8" x 8" oil on wooden canvas, framed

8" x 8" oil on wooden canvas, framed

8" x 8" oil on wooden canvas, framed

8" x 8" oil on wooden canvas, framed

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